Tuesday, May 22, 2012

How to make your blog popular?

Another post for newbies. Old men sniff and turn away. Beginners propped foreheads to the screen - I 'll Wait broadcast truths. The lesson begins hypnosis!.

We'll go a little bit different way than the dogmas of fans. We will take the seemingly obvious things and decipher what was meant.

The dogma of a. write interesting.

Dick knows what it is. All are advised to write interesting, but nobody knows how to do it. The truth is simple: there is an audience, it is large and diverse, so any Web - freaks have their place and their readers. T. e. as if you did not write, then sooner or later you will find your reader. Of course, if you have the patience to wait for this.

Another thing is that you can include brain and writing based on the maximum coverage of the audience. You can define it by at least. analyzing requests to Yandex. Choose a theme and write a poobemney at her office. The audience itself you will find.

Pictures of kittens upupusechki, humor, reviews all the popular but unnecessary garbage and gadgets - all this can be found on sites such as chips, and bashorga sinyus, but the office plankton (OP ) will still be tearing ass on blogs, so it works. If the OP did not give a shit in the comments ( kakbe to speak ), then he is not interested. The only thing that here we must understand - the OP does not read, he goes on the blog to give a shit.

dogma 2. Blog need a chip.

The chip image information personalizes blogger. What feature would be clearer and prominent, the more it helps the blogger to be remembered. Speaking the language of marketing, it does feature a brand of blogger. Brand, apart from academic definitions, the combination of the product and its image in the minds of consumers. How is this a bunch of stronger and deeper, the easier and cheaper to move the product.

Chip can be anything. Inexperienced bloggers have used this name for your blog, trying to put in it some kind of ideology. But given the bar can withstand very few people. Can be called ' the researcher depths seo ' or ' ponimatelem souls ', but in fact write dreary shit that has little to do with the given name. Or does strike in the writing of ' dnyavki ' ( up in the morning, pee, poop - that's how I live). And hence the trick with megakrutym name will remain unclaimed.

If you do not have an editorial team, and your self-discipline is poor, then let the chip manifested itself. Make a chip can only be stubborn everyday work or blind genius. For example, Dima. Bournisien. In general, it would represent the blog of a dull manimeykerskuyu govnodnyavku. But the blatant ignorance and desire to fart on socially important themes brilliantly pulled the blog from the pile of uninteresting dnyavok, as seen in the number of subscribers tripled reared. Here is an example of reflection. A thoughtful piece you can behold the blog. Malashkina. The image of the sorrowful knight, Don Quixote, sneaking the Far Eastern District provided an opportunity to stand out from the Dime a range of similar blogs.

If you need examples of chips Topper, then A. Lebedev is strangely no tits and assignments on Fridays, and his candid banter over their readers. But this feature is not available to the beginner - this bonus exclusively for the gods an offline. The other - a unique feature of the time feel. In Morgen - his metasatanizm.

Can we be without chips topper? . peysatel.

dogma 3. Comment top blogs.

All of this garbage. From what you write cool comments - your blog does not cease to be dull by shit. Just appears sympathetic traffic. Do not confuse how surge of traffic to your blog with the methods of its creation and development.

A commentary, along with guards and other mutatoy - it's just a little traffic to your blog.

dogma 4. Place the counters A, B and C.

Again crap that has no bearing on the case. Counters do not increase traffic. They just think. On top of some blogs do not have any sort of counter, and that does not stop living their creators and authors. However, I personally fetishist in this regard and I love to masturbate in the State. But the fact that I have readers on the presence of another counter will not increase - this I know for sure.

The dogma of 5. Write provocative positions.

You can still stick a flag in the ass and ask for an invite to the leprosy. Tits or publish on Saturdays. However, exactly what are topper. After provocation. Although meddle in the debriefing for beginners, I would not recommend it, the trolls will eat the best, at worst, no one will notice. Kent, with a dozen subscribers can yell as much as about what he considers pedophilia normal relations - no one will complain. But it is necessary to make the same post on a good foundation, and the success achieved.

Ideal provocation - is trollepost - when the problem is addressed very sick, and there is no clear position. T. e. kakbe bad ( kakbe well as an option ), but the key point - kakbe. OP responds to such provocations burst of indignation, and / or approval. The trolls who feel the smell of such posts, start trolling and provoking the audience even more dismal. Ideally, if the discussion breaks anyone who really thinks the situation. Here begins psevdoprofessionalny srach, which automatically displays the top post in. And the op -pa, you topper.

T. e. As you understand, competent office, where all the well- painted, such attention is not used for the rare exception that proves the rule. The thing is the fuel, m. e. in the amount of fecal OP injected into comments. And OP, cm. above, do not read posts. Hence, it suffices to identify the problem (eg, ' All the Ukrainians - goats ') and a surge in response to at least unambiguous govnokommentariev.

Another option is to create a provocative image. Then he moved to any position and automatically calls the trolls and the activity of ETA. As an example, zhezheshechki A. A. and A. H. aka stupid ass. Too controversial figure, not to shit in their comments on any occasion.

From old friends like provocation. Spomoni. And it is good he can. By the way, he just uses the technique of mild innuendo, and then clarifying its position in the comments. An example of a reflexive provocation - a diary of Tammy.

The dogma of 6. changes references.

obsolete. I better guards. And the belly is better influences, and more traffic. Although I can not accept that there are visits to the sidebars. But I have a fairly noisy label. A slap on the next link ' experimenter ' - well, I do not know. So, if you are changing the links, choose as anchor, eg ' blogger - nedevka ' - it is clear that the man, but certainly many will want what is pozyrit. nedevkost.

The dogma of 7. Blog must be pumped.

must. Link, runs through catalogs and bookmarks. If you want traffic from search - do.

The dogma of 8. Yes, do what you want.

Approximately the end of all the tips blogovedeniyu. And do. For more than 5 million. rivet. Sense - it. I would say that a blog makes sense to do if.
- Are you ready to write to him at least once a month, but constantly,.
- Blog realizes some of your needs ( even go sublimation).

Take a piece of paper and write down that you get from the blog. And then on the other side write the date when you make the tenth post. If a piece was left blank - write big ' fuck ' and forget about their potential future grafomanskom.

dogma 9. Contact positions for beginners.

That and I also write. The point is optional, but useful and brings to the people. Especially after such a good post subscriptions are growing - for whom this parameter is important.

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